September 2012
foxnewsofficial:
imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
August 2012
lunaunit:
centrlperk:
So I took a picture of my dog
then I turned it upside down
and all of a sudden wish I didn’t
this is so scary
but it’s so good
i’m crying because i’m laughing so hard
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
adrawingforgemma:
dorothy-cotton:
Do you think Michael phelps just has all his medals piled in a cave somewhere, next to the other shiny nick nacks he’s collected from the human world.
Look at this gold, Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the boy…
The boy who wins…
Everything?
BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM
“You may ask yourself, where does that highway go to? You may ask yourself, am I...”
– same as it ever was (via splitopenandmelt)
every new movie that comes out: the number one movie in america
every new book that comes out: #1 New York Times bestseller
